single and ready to get friendzoned
*Baby starts crying on a plane*
EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS I SEE MORE CATS.
|—||Anonymous (via kushandwizdom)|
people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights
the 3D on this thing is unreal
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
What does this mean
um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means
|—||Unknown (via perfect)|
"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”
are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors
when your bae cancels plans you were looking forward to
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here